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I'm your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
SPOOOOOOOOOON!
Something else?
I'm your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
SPOOOOOOOOOON!
Something else?
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 3:08 PMHippity Ho and away I go!!!!
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Ow my aching bache!!! That Wonder Woman looks light, but sheesh! -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 4:24 PMpop rocks and dental dams -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 7:34 PM"Where'd my vodka and soda go?" -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 7:43 PMgimme some a dat gin an juice
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 10:13 PM"Asshole? Maybe...but I'm the only asshole you've got!"
If I was a loner superhero forced to work along side others, I figure at some point one of them will call me an asshole, to which I would reply with the above statment.
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If I was a very apathetic hero who turned on the TV whenever danger reared its ugly head (which I guess would make me not a hero at all) I would often be heard to pronouce, "This looks like a job for...someone else!"
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Alright, the absolute best superhero idom of all time (in my humble opinion) is the immortal,
"Here I come to save the DAY!"
ala Mighty Mouse. There is something about the way he sung it, rather than just said it.
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 10:13 PM"Does anyone know where I put my smokes?" -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 11:36 PM'I can't beleive nobody pays me for this!'
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'Bullets bounce off his chest and I think i just hit my funny bone!' -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 11:36 PM'Where are the cops when you need them?!' -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, March 4, 2005 - 9:28 AMBadges? You don't need no stinkin' badges! -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, March 4, 2005 - 10:44 AM'Faster than a bad check'
'More powerful than foot odor'
'Able to leap Donald Trump's credit history in a single bound..." -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, March 4, 2005 - 11:07 AM"Oooooooo I LOVE pie!"
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, June 28, 2005 - 11:23 PM"can you see my underoos in this costume?"
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, March 4, 2005 - 2:23 PM"Has anybody seen my pants?" -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, March 21, 2005 - 7:56 AMI don't know how long I can pretend to be normal!
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, March 21, 2005 - 8:14 AMDo these tights make me look fat? -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, March 21, 2005 - 9:13 AMdoes this outfit make my butt look big? -
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Mon, March 21, 2005 - 9:14 AMYour epidermis is showing! -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, March 21, 2005 - 10:02 AMjesus....the bustiere on this thing makes the girls look like turbo nuclear bombs.... -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, March 21, 2005 - 10:14 AMwell if you have weapons of that magnitude you might as well use them. ;-) -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, March 21, 2005 - 12:25 PMhmmmm, it appears I have another super power I was not aware of -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, March 21, 2005 - 5:48 PMsometimes it helps to get someone else's perspective... ;-) -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 4:03 AMwonder what other super powers I have overlooked? -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 10:03 AMstand with your back to a full-length mirror, then look over your shoulder .... ;) a fine booty is as deadly as an atom bomb if used properly ... -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 11:10 AMits important that we remind ourselves to use the weapons for good and not evil. ;-) -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 2:54 PMYou are *so* right: with great power comes great responsibility. Use da booty wisely.
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 12:28 AMmine would be: "Look it up"
(i.e. that irritating phrase that all English teachers the world over had to practice saying before they got their diplomas)
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 2:59 PM"i am an archaeology goddess... so kiss my feature..."
ahahhahaha
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 3:04 PMWait!! Maybe I'll have several clever mottos. After all: one motto can't be expected to suffice for every situation, right?
Motto #2: Never never never shake a baby. -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 4:32 PMUmm...one of mine would hafta be "the anticipation of death is worse than death itself" -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 6:23 PM"I break for chocolate"
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Wed, March 23, 2005 - 11:10 AMI don't have an anger management problem... I have a problem with idiots!!! -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Wed, March 23, 2005 - 1:24 PMyep -- I can see that as bein' your motto .... yes indeedy ... -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 9:23 AMMy motto use to be "Fuck the fuckin' fuckers!"
But that was before anger management... -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 10:13 AM... and now it's "Fuck the fuckin' fuckers ... please ..." .... ;) -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 10:41 AMthat was yesterday.
Today it's "Excuse me Fucker, I'm afraid I'm going to have to fuckin' fuck you up."
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 10:47 AMShabbat Shalom, Motherfucker! -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Tue, March 29, 2005 - 5:03 AMoh my god... i just spit out my coffee... why did i not see this before??!?!
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, July 21, 2005 - 12:02 PMOMG. I SO would use that one. Then leave a trail of guilt wherever I went. -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, July 21, 2005 - 2:45 PMGuilt...
What is that, again? -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, July 21, 2005 - 8:45 PMIt's that gold leaf they add to the edges of books and antique furniture. -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, July 21, 2005 - 8:56 PMOh. *blush* I wanted to write gilt. Was gonna be funny. Then it wasn't. -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, July 21, 2005 - 9:13 PMhehe, I am psychic. It is only one of my many abilities. ;)
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Sun, July 24, 2005 - 11:00 AMDear Mishy and The... ,
Information only, Gilt is not gold leaf, it is silver leaf. Guild is gold leaf. Both are used for decoration in leaf forms. I just needed to clear this bit of information up so in the future, a distinction between the two is recognized. My source for the information given is my Art History class, in case you wish to research this information. The art of Guilding and Guilting is actually a relatively inexpensive way to jazz up some knick knacks and the ladies really dig it.;) -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, July 25, 2005 - 12:20 AMid this your way of saying that you are a member of the gilt dildo guild??
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 11:06 AMeither: "ahhhhhh shit ... not again."
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"hey ... hey you ... yeah you ... shut the fuck up." -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 11:09 AM"Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!" -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 11:23 AM"I don't care much for onions or mushrooms!"
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"I LOVE bacon!" -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 3:42 PMI must...I must...I must increase my bust!!! -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 4:55 PMum ... no, no you don't .... if I hadn't said it, your bro. would have ... ;)
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 9:35 PM" I must...I must...I must increase my bust!!!"
"We must, we must, we must increase our bust.
The bigger, the better, the tighter the sweater,
the boys will look at us."
Lawdy! Why can I recall such crap I heard from over 30 years ago? -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, March 25, 2005 - 8:33 PMohhhhh...scary scary.
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Sat, March 26, 2005 - 7:18 PM"I'm the terror thaaaat flaps in the night." -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, March 28, 2005 - 3:36 PM"I am the song you hate, but can't get out of your head. I am... DARKWIIIIIIINNNNNG DUCK!"
For an essay on Darkwing Ducks various supervillains, check out the villains tribe.
evilwickednastypeople.tribe.net
Not a lot happening there, but my take on the Masked Mallard's villains is at the end of the "Dark+wing=" thread. -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Wed, April 6, 2005 - 12:36 PMMottos, Hmmm, just off the top of my head:
1. "Oh morons, your bus is leaving!"
2. "Look at me when I'm hitting you!"
3. "If I was getting smart with you, how would you know?"
4. "Let me see you organ donor card, just so I know where not to perforate you." -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Wed, April 6, 2005 - 8:37 PMyou have rad mottos .... when are we gonna see your created super hero???
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 12:29 AM"2. "Look at me when I'm hitting you!" "
Ain't that from Joan Crawford's super hero? :-) -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 10:40 AM"I am a super hero", but my outfit is at the cleaners. (Pics coming soon).
"Look at me when I'm hitting you" - I saw that saying on a T-shirt that I wanted to get, but they only had smalls and mediums left. Go figure... : )
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 11:35 AM"I would kill you and eat you but I only get a 30 minute lunch break." -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 12:33 PMOver and Out, Scream and Shout, Trafalgar is about to exercise his clout! -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 8:56 AMwell, as I live and fire-breathe.... -
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Fri, April 22, 2005 - 9:15 AMOnward and Upward! -
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Mon, June 27, 2005 - 3:41 PMFor the everyday battle "BOOT TO THE HEAD!"
for the epic someone might die battle
"OFF WITH THEIR BALLS!"
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, June 27, 2005 - 6:54 PMI'm gonna club ya like a baby seal!
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, June 27, 2005 - 9:42 PMConsidering my alter-ego... would "Don't make me throw the book at you" be too cliche or just right?
How about "I'm here to teach you right from wrong."
"It's time you took a page from a new book."
"I have grown strong from toting the heavy book of Justice."
"It's time for me to READ you your rights."
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, June 27, 2005 - 10:10 PMI think you should use them all ... a little variety to keep them villains on their toes.
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Wed, June 29, 2005 - 9:09 AMI'll roll you up!
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, July 1, 2005 - 1:01 PMA character in a comic book I'm writing says, "I want my youth back, mother fucker!" -
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Fri, July 1, 2005 - 1:22 PMDie...SLOWLY -
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Sun, July 24, 2005 - 11:04 AMMy clever superhero motto....I might be mistaken... but did you ask me to tear you a new one? Why yes you did! -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Sun, October 9, 2005 - 2:54 AM"I'm trippin' like pippin', So let's go skinny-dippin'!" LOL =^_^=
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, November 25, 2005 - 3:42 AMMy Superhero mottos -
"When in doubt, push all the buttons"
"Ninja Death Squad, DEPLOY"
"Drive like you MEAN it!"
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"...ehhh, what the fuck." -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Fri, November 25, 2005 - 8:48 AM"What, BITCH!?!?"
"DO IT!"
"YAY"
"uh hu" -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 7:34 AM"Sorry, not my department, try your luck with the bat signal." -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 12:34 PMheheh ... what are you: Public Utilities Man?? -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 12:40 PMBureaucratic Uber Man. My costume is easy as long as BUM is still making sweat shirts. =) -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 12:43 PMcool --- if we DO want you to save the day, do we have to send you various forms, done in triplicate, notarized and certified and stamped by the mayor? -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 12:53 PMYes, a proper application would have to be filled out and submitted, with the application fee, mind you. The application will be reviewed within 60 days by the city council and a response will be mailed to you within 30 days of that meeting. -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 1:14 PMand if something's not filled out properly, will you forward it back to the sender with no explanation whatsoever except a form with the "improper completion of application, please revise and resubmit within 5 working days of mailing date (4 days ago) and we will then be able to process your request. Should you not return this form within the 5 day grace period, we will be unable to help you ever again for the rest of your life. Loser." -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Mon, November 28, 2005 - 1:18 PMI'm not quite that harsh. I will help again but if you don't respond within the 5 days, you must do a new application which, of course, includes the application fee.
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Wed, December 7, 2005 - 4:53 PM"Now stay the FUCK down!" -
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Re: What would your clever motto be?
Wed, December 7, 2005 - 8:53 PM"I got your Superman right here." <grabbing crotch>
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Hippy Hero mottos
Wed, December 7, 2005 - 11:59 PM"Why can't we be friends?" (with a movie soundtrack by War)
"Can't we all just get along?"
or perhaps my alma mater's official motto:
"Omnia Extares!"
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Re: Hippy Hero mottos
Fri, December 23, 2005 - 11:36 AM"Do it again, and I eat your soul"
and here's the one I use in real life -
"I might not win... hell, I might even die, but I'm not going down without one of your eyes in my hand." -
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Re: Hippy Hero mottos
Fri, June 9, 2006 - 9:21 AM
"I THOUGHT not......"
"U know u need Jesus............................"
"FUCK ME!!!"
"Dude - got a dollar....... ??" -
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Tue, June 13, 2006 - 5:10 AMI really use this one when I play City of Heroes for my butch claws scrapper with the leather pants and harness just before I attack...
"THAT'S IT, no lube for you!!!"
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Re: Hippy Hero mottos
Wed, June 28, 2006 - 8:06 AM"That's very interesting, I... SUCKERPUNCH!!!" -
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Re: Hippy Hero mottos
Fri, July 14, 2006 - 12:13 PM"if I can't win, i'm taking my toys and going home."
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